Always on my best behaviour,
To the rescue, teacher’s saviour.
I come prepared, I feel the onus -
If planning’s left it’s just a bonus.
Armed with worksheets, pens and stickers,
Wet wipes, hair-bands and spare knickers.
A full PE kit in my boot,
With wellies and a nasal flute,
A hand-puppet and large maracas,
My friends and family think I’m crackers.
But modelling origami flowers
Is just a taster of my powers.
I teach on each and every theme,
In settings some would judge extreme.
Across the schools, I span key stages,
All for very meagre wages.
Fuelled by Merlot, tea and cake,
I leave them awe-struck in my wake
I work outside the laws of nature.
I am the Super-Educator!